Holiday Horrors
Delirium Books will be re-stocking last year's release of Dead Santa and Other Heartwarming Christmas Tales for all you shoppers interested in buying that special perverted loved one that one-of-a-kind gift. These make great stocking stuffers and GAG gifts, if you know what we mean. And copies can be inscribed at no extra cost. Order this title now and you will get free shipping, so that your gift will arrive before the holidays. Delirium will only be selling these through Dec. 15, 2006 and then they will go back into the deep recesses of the warehouse for another year. So order your copy today for the naughty person in your life…it's much more fun than a lump of coal!
Sick of getting a lump of coal in your stocking every year? Well, 2006 is your year. Tell Santa (or your husband, wife, mistress, etc.) to surprise you with Shane Ryan Staley's chapbook collecting 4 very twisted Christmas stories:
"This Wonderful Life"
"The Little Hummer Boy"
"Eggnog and Exlax"
"Dead Santa"
Signed perfectbound chapbook with full color cover: $9.95. ISBN 1-929653-78-6
BONUS: Have your book inscribed at no extra cost. All you have to do is type "Inscribe to" in the special instructions section of the shopping cart checkout, followed by the name you want it inscribed to. The author will inscribe something naughty from Santa in the copy before it ships!
Please note: This book is intended for adults, over the age of 18 only. Contains crude images, sexual situations and foul language…the 3 basic essentials to any good Christmas gift!
This title will begin shipping late November / early December. Priority shipping will be free of charge for books shipped Nov. 20, 2006 and after, to insure delivery before the holidays.
Comment by H Casper on 26 October 2006:
Get this if you don’t already have one or two copies as the stories rock. Shane’s inscriptions are the cat’s meow. Of course sometimes that cat may have it’s tail in a vise…
kresby
Comment by Shane Ryan Staley on 26 October 2006:
Thanks, H! This book was a big hit last year…quite a few readers ordered several copies to give out as gifts, so now it’s back to corrupt another season of Yuletide cheer.
Comment by macker on 27 October 2006:
yeak my 12 year old neice loved the cover, when she was over at xmas, and sje nearly shit a brick when i shouted NOOO, and snatched it back off her…
”its only silly old santa” she said, ”little do you know i” said.
great stories, going to enjoy them again this festive season..
Comment by Dezm on 27 October 2006:
Heh, I love this chap. I remember last year, sitting comfortably by the fire and reading it for the first time. My wife comes into the room and sees the cover and says, “What the fuck are you reading now!?”. I tell her Christmas stories of course
and told her she could drink the rest of my eggnog if she wanted.
Comment by Shane Ryan Staley on 27 October 2006:
I talked to a guy last month who said that the only thing he enjoyed about the holidays was reading that book. He said it’s now a manditory tradition at his place. While some families sing carols and decorate trees, he just sits down with a beer on Christmas and reads DEAD SANTA. Now THAT is high praise, indeed!
Comment by Jizzlefinger on 27 October 2006:
My first copy arrived last week, I’ve swiped that one and am waiting for the others to arrive so I can start corrupting folks over here. Working in retial sucks ass when your starting to promote Jizzmas in August, but when I start slipping these little bad boys in to poeple’s bags it takes some of the sting out.
Comment by Shane Ryan Staley on 27 October 2006:
Oh man, Jizzlefinger, you might be shopping for more than presents for Christmas. You might need to sit on ol’ Santa’s lap and wish for a job.
Of course, stick with the following: “I don’t know anything about how that rotten, perverted book made its way into your soul…I mean, bag.”