So Here’s The Thing
by Martin Mundt

© 2007 by Martin Mundt
All Rights Reserved.

Episode 7: $87,500,000

So here’s the thing—I’ve been getting these on my fax machine, and the more I think about it, the better it sounds. What do you think?

Federal Republic of Nigeria:
Special Cash Disbursement Unto Foreigners Assistance Department, Tel/Fax 256-1-1159857 ext. 18, Suite 234
Dr. Dickerson Ede (Esq.) of the First National Central Bank of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Tinubu Square, Lagos, Nigeria:

Greetings, Friend!

I, a former Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, doctor and Christian, say Greetings! To you, I say—No problems, and I devout hope you can ASSISTANCE me in my problem, which is MONEY, in specifically CASH.

I am Chief Official of the Nigerian Central Bank, and $87,500,00 (U.S.) of TRANSACTION is of escrow in unclaimed accounts in banks of my choosing here. Thank you! Excess profits always are in the way of ACCUMULATING HERE IN NIGERIA for foreigners ONLY. And YOU are lucky FOREIGNER for being beneficiary of my retirement. I must now clear these account (in-boxes, out-boxes, world-wide problems, ha, ha! You understand clearing!) I can trust you!

I seek to transfer $87,500,000 (U.S.) to YOU, a FOREIGNER, who can be in the way of trust, and GIVE you %40 after I come to your beautiful country (God Bless America!) and so to receive balance to you! If you choose NO, then kindly please forget all about this letter! Thank you! It never happened! Ha, ha!

There almost no Risk involved AT ALL. But tell NO ONE what money comes from for keeping secret. Please send your bank account numbers, and any-all passwords, PINS and other essential information, etc, etc, and so on, and so on. THANK YOU! Ha, ha! And then I tel/fax $87,500,000 (U.S.) right away.

Your cooperation anticipated!

I am critically ill with cancer of my parts OR I WOULD NOT CONTACTING YOU WITH THIS MY PROBLEM AND I WOULD DIE taking THESE MONIES OF DISBURSEMENT!

PRAISE GOD HE has brought me to YOU as financial security and cancer treatment!

THANK GOD!

GOD BLESS YOU!

Doctor Dickerson Ede, Federal Republic of Nigeria Central Bank.

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Colonel George Ansah, Money Oversight Manage for the Federal Central Republic Bank of Nigeria, Tinubu Square, Lagos, Nigeria:

SALUTE!

Pardon me, Sir, for intrusions upon your life, but I contact you because of your Representative here, in, Lagos, who’ve I am meeting daily here, in, Lagos, as we go together to the Conference de Ecole Credite Suisse Bonnaire Sanitaire. Of course you know.

My care is Gold Mine Money, in the account of $87,500,000 (U.S.) dollars of Mr. (Professor) WILSON SHAMSHAH, formerly of the Republic of South Africa, now dead sadly. According to LAWS, such money unclaimed goes to GOVERNMENT in five (6) years automatic, no questions.

Your Representative, here, says You regularly claim and receive money all worldwide over in this fashion, and I am fortunate, I say to him, your Representative, here, in, Lagos, CLAIM THIS MONEY! Kindly please send to international bank plaza in, Lagos, all account numbers and banks pertain and numbers other necessary to transfer of $87,500,000 (U.S.) dollars to YOU! Tel/fax 256-1-1159857 ext. 17, Suite 232.

SEE HOW SIMPLE EVERYTHING IS!

I am serious informed of trouble, that you have been in contacted with (by) Dickerson Ede. Doctor!? Senator?! Ha! I spit on him twice! He does not tell the truths, never! Do not stand by in contacting with (by) him again. I warning you, for your own goods. He is (un)trustworthy, a tool of the Ghanaians (spit on them!), who are of loose morals. Dickerson Ede, never a doctor, never a senator. He is tribesman only, of lowest caste, and hardly that. SCUM! Do not trusting him to your misfortune ever furthermore!

I warning you for your intelligent dispensation of our (mutual) beneficial affairs. We are BROTHERS!

Looking forward to our affair.

Best regards truly,
George Ansah, Colonel, Nigerian Army, Money Oversight, etc, etc.

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Doctor (Senator) Dickerson Ede
Federal Republic of Nigeria, Special Cash Disbursement, and so on, and so on.

Greetings, Friend!

I, a CHRISTIAN, say unto you: shun the liar George Ansah! He has been in the contact with you, a treasured FOREIGNER, in ways that are unallowed in Nigeria but he DOES NOT CARE! Because he (George Ansah) is a WAR CRIMINAL. Personally I see him murder and rape. I denounce him to WAR CRIMINALS TRIBUNAL in NETHERLANDS. He now possesses much legal and moral difficulties, no longer to be expounding upon monies not in his possessions, forever to remain out of his hands. Ha, ha! He will be hanged. God Bless the Truth I denounce to the Dutchman Jan Bourkebjadte.

So do not believing him! Never trust an Ibo! They are KNOWN!

He is not a CHRISTIAN! Lies brim from his lips, he will never fit through the needle in the eye into HEAVEN, never, he is the DEVIL! He is homosexual and aborts CHRISTIAN BABIES! He possesses women with DEMONS! PICTURES EXIST!!! I say this unto you for your beneficial life of financial and no sin.

He says: I own the monies! Ha, ha! The Central Supreme Court of the African Union of States says NO! Johannesburg says NO! The Pope even says NO! The list of NO! is long. Only the demon Ansah and SATEN say YES!

His words are dark and wet! CURSE HIM!

The ancestors, the ghosts, the souls, the saints, the courts, the churches all say NO! CURSE HIM!

He is even now being hanged! CURSE HIM!

I write this from my cancer bed. You must be contacting me SOON at Tel/fax 256-1-1159857 ext. 18, Suite 234 or I cannot say what happen, EXCEPT LOSING MONEY! Praise God stops the cancer for now, but how long? Ha, ha! Only God can say.

THANK GOD!

GOD BLESS YOU!

GOD SAY HURRY!

Doctor Dickerson Ede (Esq.) (Senator), Federal Republic of Nigeria, etc, etc.

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General George Ansah, Money Oversight and so on and so on.

SALUTE!

Promotions have come to me! I am now a GENERAL of much dignity and influence. As so, I wipe my foot in the face of that worm Dickerson Ede. He tells lies that my death has been hanged by the Dutchman JAN BOURKEBJADTE. I spit on Ede, mix him with the offal and feces of monkeys, dirty creatures. My death is NOT TRUE, BROTHER!

Dickerson Ede has AIDS OF THE BRAIN, not cancer! Where can you trust him? He lies with monkeys and crocodiles. UNCURABLE! Given to him freely by monkeys and SATEN!

See how he enjoy the ROCKET-PROPELLED GRENADES exploded by my soldiers into his hospital bed, AS HAS BEEN DONE! See how he enjoys my soldiers cutting the AIDS from his body to pieces with machetes, AS HAS BEEN DONE! See how he enjoys the flames heaped upon his dead corpse burned to ashes by my soldiers, AS HAS BEEN DONE!

Dickerson Ede is DEAD COMPLETE! The ARMY says this! and so is %100 trustworthy. Have no further communique with (by) him. Looking forward still to the contacting between us for mutual beneficial financial affair at tel/fax 256-1-1159857 ext. 17, Suite 232.

Yours truly regards,
GENERAL George Ansah, Supreme, Command, Army of Nigeria.

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Federal Republic of Nigeria
Doctor Dickerson Ede

GREETINGS, FRIEND!

I am not being dead! Ha, ha! GOD has saved me from the ruffian Ansah, who daily weeps from the assassinations by the vicious and reliable DUTCH, GOD save them!

Ha, ha! Pardon me, but I must laugh at my heathen rival’s bloody misfortune!

My cancer is in remission, GOD save it, from which I have now received the NOBLE PRIZE FOR MEDICINE! Saved for purposes of being in contacted by YOU! for monies disbursement! You see how fortunate you are being?

THANK GOD!

GOD BLESS YOU!

GOD WORRIES THAT YOU HAVE NOT CONTACTING ME!

Doctor Dickerson Ede, Noble Prize Winner! Contacting me SOONEST, and %40 of prize-cash transferring TO YOU!

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President and Field Marshal George Ansah, Federal Republic of Nigeria, and so on, and so on.

SALUTE!

We are not being dead or assassinated in the least, no matter the lies of that diseased monkey Ede. We are now PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, soon to be KINGED, maybe KINGED EMPEROR, it not being decided which yet. MAYBE BOTH! We dispensate monies now as we will, while the tail-less crocodile EDE hides in mud-holes in the earth, the curses of all the peoples heavy upon him.

We personal injected the monkey EDE with anthrax to the cheers of a great crowd of those who hate him personal. He dies soon! SATEN even does not want him then! GOD will/must destroy him utter/complete! NO MORE DICKERSON EDE EVERFURTHERMORE!

We love you! Being in contact with us soon or Royal duties may delay the transfers of monies to YOU!

Best regards truly yours,
PRESIDENT and Field Marshal George Ansah of Federal Royal Kingdom of the Republic of Nigeria.

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Revolutionary National Democratic Islamic Republic Union of Nigeria, Grand Mosque, Tinubu Square, Lagos, Nigeria, Suite 236, Tel/Fax 256-1-1159857, ext. 19.

Grand Imam Abdul Abduramman Al-Haq Al-Aziz Abu

SALAAM ALEIKUM! GREETINGS! HELLO THERE!

It has been to my attention your recent communique to the traitors and perverts George Ansah and Dickerson Ede. No more! Allah be praised! The illuminous REVOLUTION has comes to Nigeria and many things have change—diplomacy corps, banking, food.

SPOON! I say this to you as worthy purveyor of TRUTH.

The TRUTH lies in my hands. The Shining! George Ansah and Dickerson Ede, both of perversion and heresy and lesser things sinning, have comes to their filthy sentencing. Their filthy heads have been beheaded, as filthy mongrels and usurers, by the Glorious Army of the Absolute Quran.

Secretive dealings of money are no more.

You do not believe my TRUTH?

Kindly please click on: YouTube.com/dickersonedebeheading and YouTube.com/georgeansahbeheading

See references of heads of filthy dogs being beheaded. See them scream and beg like woman. Very funny video!

(Also go see YouTube.com/filthydogchasingowntail and YouTube.com/filthywomanbeatenwithsticks. I swear by Allah, I had my camera with me and the filthy woman sinned right in front of me and was beaten like a whore. Also very funny video!)

By the way, may I of free will offer, sums to you of interest accumulate on $87,500,000 (U.S.)? I transfer to YOU a sum equal of interest of $17,750,000 of these money by DIPLOMACY COURIER through London and New York to YOU! Tell NO ONE the crate contains MONEY, for fear, of betrayal!

I, of course, a BELIEVER, Allah be praised! cannot touch filthy interest on money account, but YOU, as INFIDEL, already DAMNABLE and ACCURSED, can! Allah says: Profit from the unbelievers. Contacting me being at private Myspace.com/sexyabu69. Click on Be My Friend!

Kindly please send drivers license numbers, pilot license numbers, socials security numbers, truck drivers license numbers with hazardous materials qualifications numbers, computer user numbers, passwords, and any/all discrete/unique access/id numbers.

TELL NO ONE! Or you, will be crushed by stones!

DEATH TO AMRICA!

DEATH TO THE ZIONIST ENTITY!

DEATH TO GHANA!

Grand Imam Abdul Abduramman Al-Haq Al-Aziz Abu

Ha, ha!

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